I walk in and stop at the door, because Celine Lemos is already lowering herself onto her throne. Some women sit on a face; Celine rules it. She has been thinking about this since the last time, and now, completely bare on the lilac sheet, she settles onto her dark-haired partner with that famous face sitting technique nobody else can match. She shifts, grinds and sinks in until her partner disappears beneath her, and the woman below loves every overwhelming second. Watching her, I wish it were my face.

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